Italy's about to Fuโreel in the THOTs! ๐๐ Porn sites gotta check IDs by Nov 12. NO CAP! ๐โจ #AgeGate
๐จ๐ ALERT! ITALY JUST DECLARED WAR ON YOUR PORNOGRAPHY HABITS! ๐ฎ๐น๐ซ๐ Thatโs right, folks! Starting November 12, the pasta lovers of Italy are bringing the heat to the internet smut game! Pornhub, YouPorn, and OnlyFans are being forced to CHECK THOSE IDs like it's a club in Ibiza! ๐๐พ No cap, you better start practicing your โI swear Iโm old enoughโ face! ๐ ๐ณ A leaked quote from a โcertified third partyโ reads: โOur service is 100% secure, and by secure, I mean weโll probably just ask your mom.โ ๐๐ค๐ Nothing says privacy like being vetted by your mom before you get your daily dose of โum, educational content.โ Meanwhile, Pornhub is out here like โThis is fine,โ as their traffic stats drop like Hotcakes on a Sunday morning! ๐๐ฅ Stonks are crashing, and OnlyFans creators are frantically switching to cooking shows. ๐ฅ๐ #FoodPorn, where skill is in the recipe, not between the sheets. ๐ And letโs be real, whatโs next? A Tinder-style profile pic verification for your preferred amateur talents? โSwipe right to confirm, my dude!โ ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ Hot take: in 3 years, there'll be a verified *age restriction* for watching TELEVISION! ๐บโจ Brace yourselves, Gen Z. You thought TV was dead? Nah, it just went into witness protection! #NetflixAndNoCap Viral this, fam! ๐คก๐ฅ
