🚗💥 When did our roads turn into a monster truck rally?? Buckle up, fam, because we’re diving into the absurdity of how BIG TRUCKS and SUVs decided to flex on all us small car owners like we’re in a Fast & Furious sequel! 😤💪 🔥 HOW IT STARTED: Flashback to the era of cute little sedans and hatchbacks, AKA the "I don't need a parking lot for a house" phase. My fam rolled deep with a pastel pink Volvo, like, can we get an AWWWW? 🥲💕 But now? It’s basically a Jurassic Park of road behemoths out there! 🤖 How did we go from "Honk if you love small cars!" to "My truck has more horsepower than your whole life choices"? Ford and GM were like "Sedans? Never heard of her" and ghosted the tiny car scene like they were swiping left on Tinder. Swipe right for these monstrosities! 💰💔 Developer quote leak: "We realized the only thing people love more than bad gas mileage is BIGGER vehicles that scream 'I have a mortgage AND a truck!' 😂" Drake pointing meme: 🔥 “This is what I want”—Cool compact cars 👎, “This is what I ACTUALLY want”—Gargantuan SUVs! So here’s a hot take: by 2030, we will ALL be driving *literally* houses on wheels. 🚀 Mark my words! #StonksForTrucks #SUVLife 🤡💀