🚨💻 BREAKING: AI Agents About to Call the Shots! 🤖💥 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, because Atlassian, Intuit, and the big dog AWS are about to unleash an **AI apocalypse** where your grandma’s coffee machine is more “informed” than you! ☕️💀💣 At the "Women in AI Breakfast" (because who needs sleep anyway?), tech wizards revealed that these AI agents are prepping to call APIs the way your drunk uncle calls at 2 AM—like it’s a completely normal thing! 📞✨💸 "AI will change the game," said Mr. Developer, looking like he just discovered coding at 3 AM. 😂👨‍💻 Meanwhile, we’ve got tech bros screaming “STONKS!” 📈 as they envision a future where bots are slinging code while they kick back with their avocado toast—no cap! 🥑🤷‍♂️ But like, let’s be real. This is fine. 🔥 The last thing we need is AI agents making *decisions*. You think they’d handle budgets any better? 🤔💰 🔥💥 Hot Take Alert: In 5 years, we’ll all be answering to our digital overlords while they sip lattes and write code at a level we can’t even comprehend. 🤯🚀 Get ready to kneel, humans. The bots are coming and they’re bringing your coffee. ☕️🤣