🚨🚨 BREAKING: Amazon's stocks are dropping faster than your hopes of getting that 3-day Prime shipping. 📉💔 It’s like watching your mom bring home a tofu burger instead of a Big Mac—like, sure, this is fine (*cue meme dog in a burning house*) 🤡🔥. Despite flexing some solid earnings that would make even your high school math teacher proud, Bezos & Co. decided to give the market a “light guidance” for the current quarter. 😱 (Translation: the future is looking gloomier than my social life on a Friday night.) “Investors are acting like they just got ghosted on Tinder,” said some imaginary analyst in my head. “6% drop after-hours? No cap, that's a boo-boo.” 🥴💰 Meanwhile, cloud competition is coming in hotter than a TikTok dance trend—Microsoft, Google, and even your grandma are trying to serve you some cloud realness. 🤖☁️ Talk about a cloud beef!👀 In conclusion, if you thought Amazon was immune to the "let's crash the stock market" trend, think again! 🚀🚀 **Hot take:** By Q4, they might just pivot into baking cookies and studying astrology instead of cloud services. Get ready for 'Astro Prime'🪐🍪! #StonksDown #ChaosInTheCloud