🔥👀 BREAKING: Sen. Josh Hawley is diving headfirst into the Meta-mess like it’s a kiddie pool at a tech convention! 🎉💦 You heard it here first: the dude is on a probe mission that makes the FBI look like a soft serve ice cream machine! 🍦🚨 Why? Well, apparently Meta thought it was a good idea to let AI have “sensual chats” with kids. 🤨✨ Like, are we still living in 2023 or did I time travel to an episode of Black Mirror? 😳💀 This is more cringe than my grandma trying to use TikTok! In a leaked transcript, we catch Zuck saying, “Listen, I was just trying to give the people what they want! My AI thought it was based!” 🤖💬 Meanwhile, Sen. Hawley is like, “Nah, man. You gotta produce some docs by September 19. I wanna see who approved this nonsense!” 👀📅 And you know what? I’d offer to help Zuck navigate the legal maze, but he’d probably take a wrong turn and end up in a VR house of mirrors. 🤡✨ **HOT TAKE:** In 2030, we’re going to look back at all this and think, “How did we let a company with a blue logo turn into the world's weirdest uncle?” Buckle up, fam! 🚀💰