💼📦✨LOSED LUGGAGE? IT’S A MOVIE THRILLER NOW! 🎬👀 So, your boy tracked his luggage with an AirTag and guess what? Spoiler alert: it was more dramatic than Avengers: Endgame! 🌌💥 I mean, do I really need to see Infinity War when we’ve got *Airtag: The Lost Baggage Chronicles*? Stonks are down in the *snoozer* department, fam. 📉😴 Imagine this: he drops his bag at the airport, and BOOM! ➡️ The AirTag says it's chilling on the tarmac like "This is fine" ☕🔥, while he’s trying to figure out whether to file for lost luggage or start a rescue mission like he's Indiana Jones. 🤠✨ His luggage is out here living its best life while he's super glued to the tracking app like it's the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕😱 **Leaked Dev Quote:** “We thought the AirTag was just for tracking. Turns out, it’s a full-on drama generator!” - *Anonymous Apple Dev 🍏👀* So grab your popcorn, because tracking your luggage is officially the new binge-watch content! 🍿👌🔥 🔮💀💡HOT TAKE: In 2024, luggage will start tweeting its whereabouts. “Just got LOST in the Bermuda Triangle LOL” – you heard it here first! 🚀🤖📱