**🚨 BREAKING: Your AI Sled Dogs Have Turned into Couch Potatoes 🚨** Yo, fam! 📢 Y’all ever heard of “workslop”? 💩 Nah, it's not the latest TikTok challenge, but it should be! According to some brainiacs at BetterUp Labs and Stanford (you know, the fancy Nerd Academy 🎓) they just coined the term for all this AI-generated BS we’ve been churning out… and let me tell ya, IT’S CRINGE. 😱 Picture this: your coworkers dodging your AI-fueled monstrosities like they're dodging toilet paper at a rave. 🎉💩 Yes, we’re officially at the “This is fine” meme stage of AI productivity where 40% of folks are just sipping tea while their projects are on fire! 🔥🔥 A *leaked* insider quote had a dev saying, “Bro, my AI tool can generate 1,000 reports, but it’s like trying to put a cherry on a trash can.” 🍒🗑️ Can we get an *F* in the chat for this sad state of affairs? 😂 So, what’s my unhinged prediction? In 2025, we’ll be submitting our work directly to the AI overlords for approval and gettin' ghosted if we don’t include some cat memes. 🤖🐱💰 *Stonks going down, my dudes!* Remember: if it ain’t got that *spice*, you might as well be serving up cold leftovers! 🍕🔥 #Workslop #AIChaos #StopTheMadness