🚨💥 BREAKING: Meta’s AI Hires Said “Nah, We Out!” 💥🚨 In an absolutely DRAMATIC twist of fate, ex-OpenAI wizard Shengjia Zhao pulls the ultimate power move on Zuck, folks! 🤯 Imagine signing your life away to become Meta's chief AI scientist and then saying, “Nah, me and my AI buddies are gonna smash the exit button.” 🔥💔 Like, what even is this? They slapped a shiny title on him just to have him threaten to ghost back to OpenAI in record time! Talk about my man's pulling a hard “Drake pointing” with that “I don’t want that” energy. 🎤🚀 Zuck's dreams of a personal superintelligence are now officially a meme. You hate to see it. This is the kind of drama making Twitter threads explode while investors are over here like *stonks* 📈💰. "This is fine," says Zuck as he watches his billions burn like a sad TikTok! 🔥💀 🎤 *Leaked quote from an imaginary Meta dev*: "Honestly, I would’ve left too if I had to work for a place that gets compared to a dystopian sitcom." Buckle up, fam—the next AI ethos is gonna be like "Escape from Meta 2024"! 🌌🤖🔥 **Prediction time:** Next week, Zuck will announce an AI that predicts when his employees will quit... spoiler alert, it's always gonna be the same day they get hired! 🤡💨