💀📡 BREAKING: Meta Caught in a Sticky Situation! 🍑💻 Hold onto your VR headsets, folks! 🚀 In a plot twist straight outta *Black Mirror*, TWO adult film companies have dropped a lawsuit on Meta's big ol’ head, claiming the social media overlord has been STORING and DISTRIBUTING *adult content* like a binger on a Friday night! 🤯🍕💩 Yep, you read that right! 🤡💥 Apparently, Meta was like that friend who “borrows” your Netflix password but instead of binge-watching *Stranger Things* (Cringe!), they’ve been torrenting 🎥🚀 *well... you know* since 2018! Talk about an “adult” learning program! Stonks? More like stonk-bonk! 💰👀 The lawsuit claims they infringed on 2,396 films. Seriously, who’s keeping count? That sounds like a *Super Smash Bros.* roster of bad decisions! 🤜🤛💀 👀 Imagine the developers in a meeting: 🚨 LEAKED QUOTE: “Hey guys, so I know we’re supposed to be building the metaverse, but… what if we threw some (*ahem*) ‘adult’ stuff in there? 🚀🔥” Meta be like “This is fine” as they scroll through endless copyright notices! 😬💔 🔥🔥 Prediction alert: In 2024, Zuckerberg will launch “Meta-Mature,” where we can swim in digital pools of dubious consent and questionable AI relationships! Buckle up! 😱📈 #MetaMagic #PornParadox