🚨💸 BREAKING: InstaLILY just raised a whopping $25 MILLION to turn your dusty old legacy systems into *actual* workers with their #InstaWorkers! That’s right, folks! Talk about giving your grandpa’s computer a #GlowUp 🤖✨ 💰💥 *Leaked Transcript of a Developer at InstaLILY*: **Dev:** "Honestly, our system's so outdated, I thought it was using dial-up. Now it's gonna actually do my job. 🤡" Y'all, they’re basically giving AI its own corporate ladder! "Forget the coffee runs; we’re chaining these InstaWorkers to their desks!" 😂✌️ But wait! Aren't we all just one step away from *this is fine* meme territory? 🔥 "My AI just started asking for vacation days!" Imagine your InstaWorker complaining about the Wi-Fi like a true human. 🤦‍♂️ #Cringe And Insight Partners dropping cash like it’s stonks on a tear—because integrating AI into your ‘legacy’ system sounds *so* much cooler than just updating it. 💀💯 So here’s my unhinged prediction: By 2025, these InstaWorkers will start demanding *live* coverage of the office birthday parties, or they’ll go on strike! 🤯 DRAMA! Get ready! #TechNews #AIRevolution #CoffeesGoneWild 🚀