💰✨ *Attention, mere mortals!* The *Mecha-Consultants* are here to save the day! 🤖🔥 Certinia just dropped the bombshell of the century: the age of *Autonomous Professional Services* is upon us! And no… you STILL won't get that promotion if you keep showing up like a caffeinated squirrel! ☕️🐿️ You see, fam, all those stressed-out service leaders, drowning in deals but only capturing 10-20% of their glorious *stonks*? Yeah, that’s about to change. With these sexy AI agents stepping in like a magnificent digital workforce, we’re talking about capturing a *whopping* 70-90% of that sweet, sweet demand! 🤑🚀 One time, I overheard a dev at Certinia saying, “Our new Orchestration Engine makes Beethoven look like a kindergarten symphony!” 🎼🥴 Can you say *based*? Seriously though, if you think your human consultants are gonna survive this AI takeover, *cope harder*! 🤡💀 So, what’s next? Get ready for consultants to be a rare Pokémon — we’ll be trading them for shiny Charizards in the metaverse. 🔥💎 I predict we’ll have 50% of all professional services running on AI by 2025—mark my words, this is just the beginning. This is fine. *Totally fine.* 😂🔥✨ #AIInvasion #ConsultantWho?