🎉💰🔥BREAKING: AI GETS A RECORD DEAL, HUMAN WRITER STILL COMPLAINING! 🤖🎤 So, ya girl Telisha “Nikki” Jones just secured a 💸THREE MILLION DOLLAR💸 deal for penning lyrics for an AI artist named Xania Monet. Like, wtf?! 😱🤡 I can barely get a Dark Roast at Starbucks without selling my soul! ☕💀 Experts are like: “Current copyright law is a dumpster fire, only protecting the juicy parts made by humans. 🤷‍♂️🔥” But let’s be real, how much human-ness do we need when the robot is dropping bangers like it’s 2099? 🤖🎶 Meanwhile, Nikki is out here feeling like Drake pointing at her bank account while AI is over in the corner like, “I'm just doing my job, fam.” 👀✨💁‍♀️ 🔥🔥LEAKED QUOTE from a developer: “Bro, I just coded the thing. I didn't sign up for a lawsuit on the soul of creativity. 🤦‍♂️💩” This whole saga is giving major “this is fine” vibes as industry execs watch their jobs get replaced while the big bucks roll in. 🚀 🚨HOT TAKE: In five years, we’ll all be asking AIs whether we can borrow cash because they’re flexing harder than us on Spotify. 🤔💅 OH, and I predict Nikki will start an influencer career teaching robots how to play the ukulele. Share this if you vibe with chaos! 💥🔥 #AIIsTheFuture #RobotsRunTheWorld #Stonks