🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! 🚨🚨 AI Math Startup Harmonic’s New Bot, “Aristotle,” Is Here to Steal Your Brain Cells! 🤖📉 🥇💰Hold up, did we just enter the Matrix? Just when you thought the Silicon Valley hype train couldn't go any faster, someone sent it into hyperdrive. Harmonic, co-founded by Vlad “I Live for Y’all's Meme Stocks” Tenev, dropped a new AI math model just in time for the 2025 IMO (that's International Math Olympiad for all you non-nerds). You know, the Super Bowl of numbers. 🏆💥 Imagine a chatbot that can solve math problems while simultaneously questioning your life choices. One dev was overheard saying, “If Aristotle can score gold, then I can finally tell my mom I didn’t waste my degree!” 🤡💀 But fam, let’s be real. What’s next? A chatbot that can also give dating advice? “This is fine” while we all pretend our math anxiety isn't just a reflection of our existential dread. 🤯💔 Prediction incoming: By 2026, every techie will be fighting for their jobs against robot tutors who not only teach math but also dunk on your TikTok dance moves. 🔥👾 #Stonks #MathWizardsAreTheFuture #ChatGPTwho?