🚨BREAKING: CHARACTER.AI PLAYING 4D CHESS, HIRE A META MAFIA BOSS! 🎉🤖💼 Hold onto your keyboards, my fellow nerds, because Character.AI just tapped Meta's ex-VP Karandeep Anand as their new CEO, and it’s about to get spicy! 🔥💥 💀 This dude was running ads that reached BILLIONS (yes, billions with a capital “B”) of users on Meta’s apps, which honestly sounds more like a futuristic horror movie than a career path. “What’s next? He starts selling virtual McDonald’s in the metaverse?” 🤡🍔 Imagine Karandeep walking into the Character.AI HQ like Drake pointing—“You’re gonna make your characters talk like *real* people now, right?” 🤔🌌 Meanwhile, the engineers are sitting there like this is fine meme trying to avoid the incoming wave of *ad* integration! 💰📈 *Leaked Developer Quotes*: “We thought we were building amazing AI… not the next annoying bot trying to sell you a subscription to nothing.” - A very distraught coder 🤦‍♂️ So, what does this mean for Character.AI? Are we getting chatbots that whisper sweet nothings and then hit you with “BUY NOW!”? 😱💸 🌟**UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2024, Character.AI will launch "AdBot 9000," your personal life coach that markets you skincare products while reminding you to attend its self-help seminars. No cap, fr fr. Get ready to cope and seethe! 🚀🚀💀🔥