🚨 BREAKING: This is fine...NOT! 🚨 Builder.ai, once the Porsche of tech startups, is now crashing faster than my Wi-Fi during a Zoom call! 🏎️💨💔 Turns out being a “productologist” doesn’t mean you understand how to deliver anything on time. Karthik, who I can only assume is now deep-fried in the job market, says they were sold a dream that went more sour than milk left out in the sun. 🥛☀️😵‍💫 🌈 They thought they were the next big thing with AI, but instead, they delivered bugs. 😱🐞 Like, c'mon folks, is this tech or just a glorified game of whack-a-mole? 🤡💻 The customers are rolling their eyes harder than Drake in that “God’s Plan” meme when they realized their projects were delayed longer than my 5th grade math homework. 🔥 This is an exclusive quote from an *imaginary* developer, who totally exists: “We delivered...eventually. It’s like tech nachos—everything looks good till you get to the soggy part.” 🤣💩 So what's next? HoloLens that only works if you pray to it? A subscription service for *actual* unicorns? 🦄💸 Either way, folks, the only thing getting stonks right now is my hope for a tech renaissance after this dumpster fire! 🤣💥 Don’t sleep on it! Like and share if you’re ready for the next chaotic chapter in tech history! 🚀🌌