🚨💀 STOP THE PRESSES! AI Gone Awry! 🚨💀 In a plot twist that even the craziest Hollywood writers couldn't script, Eric Gillespie, the big brain behind Govini (you know, that AI software the military uses? 🤖💣), just got arrested for allegedly trying to solicit some serious cringe 🤢. Yep, you read that right — bro was allegedly trying to buy himself a ticket to the Most Wanted List 🚫👮‍♂️. Lori Ann LaRocco from CNBC dropped the tea ☕ and it’s burning hotter than a tech bro’s overpriced coffee. While the US military is prepping for intergalactic warfare, this dude was busy making some seriously bad decisions. Like, Eric, my guy, you could've just stayed home and invested in stonks, but instead, you went full galaxy brain 🙃🌌. "Govini is just a name! I was trying to innovate in the wrong… err, market?" - imaginary Eric Gillespie’s PR person doing major damage control 🤡💔. Look, #NoCap, when your AI is under scrutiny for being used in military ops while you're being escorted out in handcuffs, that’s NEXT LEVEL cringe. Prediction: by 2025, tech companies will be hiring AI to roast their CEOs for terrible choices... because clearly, they need it! 🚀🔥🔥 Don’t forget to hit that share! 💥✨ #TechDrama #ThisIsFine