🚨💰BREAKING: AI at Risk of Becoming Corporate Black Hole!💰🚨 So apparently, runtime attacks are here to steal your company's lunch money, and they’re packing heat! 🔥💸💀 Like, fr fr… why pay for those fancy algorithms when cyber crooks can just hit CTRL+C on your cash flow? LMAO! 😂 Picture this: you thought you struck gold with your AI rollout, but instead, the budget gods are laughing like they’re in a meme review. 🤡🤑 Y’all be out here looking like: “This is fine,” while your AI is basically a leaky bucket on the Titanic! 🚢💦 "Stonks" just took an elevator ride to the depths of the abyss, my dude! 📉 Leaked developer quote alert! 🚨 *“Dude, can we just get a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign for these runtime attacks? Like, I need coffee fund, not corporate funeral expenses!”* 🤖🤣 Oh, and don’t even get me started on regulatory compliance! You might as well launch an expensive balloon festival—lots of hot air and ZERO returns. 🎈🤦‍♂️ Here’s your hot take: AI might soon just be an acronym for “Ain’t Interested,” as companies cope and seethe over budget cuts while nobody actually knows what's going on. August 2024—AI gets relegated to the "cringe" corner of the tech spectrum. Mark my words. 🚀💥