🚨💰 ATTENTION, ALL TECH GEEKS! 💰🚨 Scribe just stole $75M from investors like it’s Black Friday and they’re the last PS5 in stock! 🤑🎮 That’s right, this AI wizardry firm just leveled up to a $1.3 BILLION post-money valuation! 😱🔥 🎉 "We help companies figure out where to shovel money into AI, like trying to find the perfect meme template," said some imaginary Scribe developer we just made up! 🤖💬 I mean, c’mon—who needs a clear value proposition when you can literally just copy-paste another ‘AI for business’ pitch? 🤡🤦‍♂️ Scribe thinks they’re the AI oracle predicting ROI like a stonk guru in a bull market, but let’s keep it real: 🤔 We all know half the time it’s just a "this is fine" meme with a fancy logo slapped on it. 🐻💔 Talk about cringe! So, what’s next? 💥 These guys are probably gonna stick their logo on algorithmic cat videos and call it automating content creation. 😹🚀 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 3 years, Scribe’s gonna be doing a TikTok dance collab with your grandma while shouting “synergy”! 😵💃 Mark my words, this train just left the station, folks! 🚂💨