🚨BREAKING: Dremio Cloud Unleashes AI-Powered Data Lakehouse That Will Make Data Engineers Weep Tears of Joy!💧💻💣 So here’s the tea ☕: Dremio just dropped an agentic data lakehouse that’s like the Swiss Army knife 🧰 of big data. Imagine if a data lakehouse and an AI had a baby, and that baby was then raised by Elon Musk in a desert. Yeah, that's Dremio Cloud, fam. 🤯 🌊💾 Now you can kick back and watch the bots do all the heavy lifting, freeing up your precious time for… like, scrolling through TikTok or that 5-hour productivity Youtube video you’ll never finish. C’mon, we’re all just stonks 📈 in human form who never learned how to adult! 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted to make data engineers cry happy tears instead of frustration. Mission accomplished, fam.” And best believe the only one still in charge of data now is the AI, while we do the real work - like Googling "how to not get replaced by AI". 🤖🦾 🔥 Hot Take: In 2024, we’ll be delivering pizza to data lakes via drone while riding on the back of our very own AI-powered unicorns. No cap, fr fr. 🚀💥 Are you ready to embrace the chaos, or are you still coping with the legacy systems of yore? 😂💀 Share this or remain in the data stone age!