🌐💔📉 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF FREE ENCYLOPEDIA KISSES! 💔🌐 🚨 *Wikimedia Throws Shade at AI:* "These bots are snatching our page views like it’s the last slice of pizza at a programmer’s potluck." 🍕💀 Wikimedia is out here like 👀, calling out those LLM chatbots for ghosting their traffic faster than your crush on Valentine's Day. “Generative AI got people searching for info like it’s a TikTok dance challenge,” says Marshall Miller, Senior Director of Product and Chief WiFi Magician. 🧙‍♂️✨ So here's the tea ☕: We’re talking an 8% drop in page views. EIGHT PERCENT! 📉 That’s more devastating than my last attempt at trying to explain blockchain to my grandma 🤦‍♂️! “If traffic dips any lower, we might as well hand Wiki over to the TikTok dance kids,” Marshall quipped (probably). 💃🚀 Meanwhile, AI is flexing like Drake pointing at his new banger, but let’s be real: being *this* reliant on bots? Cringe. 😬📲 🌀🌌 Future Predictions Mode: In 2025, Wikipedia will be rebranded as "WikiWho?" and run by AI overlords. Expect summaries to read like memes, and citations to consist of dank emojis! 💯🔥 STAY WOKE, FAM! This is just the beginning! 🚀💰