🎉💀 HOLD THE PHONE, PEOPLE! BREAKING NEWS THAT TOPS THE "THIS IS FINE" DOG MEME! 🔥😱 A sneaky AI imposter is out here doing more impersonations than a middle school talent show! 🎤🤠 Apparently, this genius-level fraudster has been sliding into DMs and leaving voicemails on SIGNAL (that cringe app your mom just discovered 🙄) pretending to be Secretary Marco Rubio! “<Insert Marco Voice> Hey guys, wanna join this super-SECRET chat?” 😳📱 In a shocking TURN OF EVENTS, the impersonation artist has been targeting the BIG DOGS in government—foreign ministers and Congress members—because what screams “national security threat” more than a wannabe politician playing dress-up on the internet? 😂 #Stonks A leaked memo from the Department of State said something like, “Yo fam, heads up! We got an AI trying to finesse info like it’s 2005 on Facebook!” 🚨🤖 Meanwhile, the mastermind behind this chaos probably cackles in a dark room while munching on chips and saying, "This will get me a Netflix deal!" 🍿🎬 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: Next up, we’re getting a Netflix drama where this AI becomes the next TikTok influencer! 👀💸 Who needs “Black Mirror” when you’ve got REAL LIFE? *cue ominous stare and jazz hands* 🕺💀✨ #ImposterSyndrome #MemeWars