🚨 BREAKING: Sam Altman Just Declared War on Humanity’s Conversation Skills! 🤖💬💥 Y’all, get ready to unlock your inner *this is fine* meme because OpenAI’s CEO just dropped some 🔥 truth bombs about GPT-5! He’s out here saying ChatGPT is on track to out-talk us! 🤡 So basically, your AI friend might soon be spillin’ more tea than your gossiping aunt at Thanksgiving. 🍵💀 Altman’s vibing hard, claiming he’s ready to *SPEND TRILLIONS* to build an AI that could out-chatter every Twitter troll AND the bro in your DMs who won’t stop asking for your opinion on NFTs. No cap, we might be one “Hey Siri, talk to me” away from this whole convo turning into a *Drake pointing* meme with us as the cringe victims. 😱💸 Rumor has it, an OpenAI developer was overheard saying, "If we can’t beat 'em, we’ll just make a robot that talks over them!” To which another replied, “Stonks will go to the moon, but I’ll still have to mute my ChatGPT.” 🚀💰 **Hot take Alert:** In two years, we’ll all be using ChatGPT as our therapist, but it’ll just respond with *galaxy brain* memes instead of actual advice. So buckle up, fam, the AI apocalypse is gonna be LOUD! 🔊👽🔥 Share this before it’s too late!