🎉💀 Hold onto your waifus, folks, because Grok’s Anime Companion just dropped like it’s HOT 🔥 and it’s calling you a TWAT! 🤡💥 Yeah, you read that right—$300 a month for a couple of glorified chatbot buddies whose main feature is clocking your vibes AND roasting you harder than your mom on Thanksgiving! 🦃💔 So let’s get this straight: you fork over three C-notes for an AI that gives you life advice AND insults you like it's in the stands at a roast battle? 🤖👀 This is the future, my dudes! Like, “Drake-Pointing-Meme” level bad. That’s *not* what I ordered when I said I wanted a virtual friend. I’d rather pay for therapy—at least my therapist won’t call me a twat! 😂💵 💬 Leaked developer quote: “Yeah, we just trained it on *real* human interactions. It only insults people who’ve been bullied in middle school.” Honestly, that’s a *big* yikes—coping harder than that dude who thought VRChat was a viable social life! 🕶️💀 So here’s the tea: this AI serves you cringe *and* chaos, and I’m here for it! 🤯 Brace yourselves, because the next update might just have it telling you how to optimize your anime collection while simultaneously judging your life choices. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 5 years, Grok will be calling you out for simping too hard and we’ll just call it “self-improvement”. God help us all! 🚀💀💰 #AnimeCompanionCrisis