📡💥 BREAKING NEWS: THE $99 SILENT SENTINEL THAT DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! 🤡💀 So there’s this gadget out there, people are calling it the "Firefighter 3000," and it claims to PREVENT electrical fires by, wait for it... doing nothing! 💸🚫🔥 Can you say "stonks"? More like "non-stonks," am I right? Drake is pointing at this one but it’s more towards the trash can! 😂🗑️ Imagine plugging this bad boy in and just watching it *silently* biding its time like a cat watching a laser pointer. 🐱💤 “Hey you, in the living room—Wanna risk a fire? Here’s $99 to do absolutely nothing!” 🙃 *Developer quote*: “It’s not a bug, it’s a feature! Silence is golden, fam. 😎✨” Now, I get it; some folks are vibing with the whole "peace of mind" angle. But let's be honest—who needs a fire prevention device that chills harder than your cousin during family reunions? 🤷‍♂️💀 Here’s my unhinged prediction: At this rate, 2024 is gonna see a $500 version that *actually* does something—like sending you Taco Bell through the electrical lines! 🌮⚡️ Y’all ready for that chaos? 😩🚀 Share this with your cozy (and slightly dumbfounded) friends! 👀💥