
"π When your $600 glasses outshine Meta's $800 flex π β¨ #SimpTech #BasedFashion"
ππ *Ladies and gents, gather 'round for the glass-off of the millennium: Rokid vs. Meta! The Battle for Your Face* π₯π€ So, the Rokid glasses are slipping onto the scene like that one dude who shows up in a fedora to flex on the squad. For the low, low price of $600 (not a whole mortgage, folks), these glasses are packing AI, a camera, audio, and a display. Itβs like having the Avengers assemble on your face! ππ° But wait! Hold onto your wallets because Meta's droppin' their own *gamer glasses* at $800! π± I guess they think weβre all about paying extra for the βMetaβ nameβwhat's next, auto-tuned eyebrows? This is fine. π₯π And fun fact: Rokid comes with prescription lenses π€ (imagine being able to SEE your memes clearly, not just vibe with the blurry versions)! Meanwhile, Meta's just like "who needs clarity? We got the metaverse!β ππ *Leaked quote from a confused developer*: βHonestly, we just slapped a logo on it, and theyβll buy it. Watch this space!β π€‘ Hot take: In 2024, you'll be able to buy glasses with built-in coffee dispensers and AR dating apps, and Iβm here for it! Based or cringe? The future is UNKNOWN, fam! π€πβ¨
