YO, listen up y’all! 🔥💀 You ever see a MacBook’s feelings get hurt??? 😭 Well grab your tissues, because the M5 MacBook Pro just slapped the M1 Max so hard, it’s contemplating a career change to a doorstop! 🚪⌨️💸 In this hot mess of a tech showdown, the M5 just casually flexed on the $2,500 M1 Max, saying, “Hold my Hydroflask, I guess you’re just *not* the GOAT anymore.” 🐐✨ Imagine paying for your laptop like it's a top-shelf tequila, only to find out it’s actually watered-down Szechuan sauce! 😩🍜 #Cringe According to some “leaked” comments from a developer at Apple (I just made this up 🤷‍♂️), “Our laptops have more power than my last relationship – and trust me, that ended in *flames*.” 🔥😏 But for real, can we talk about how the M5 is out here offering *less* for *more*? THIS IS FINE 🤡💰. Those savings are looking *STONKS* worthy, while us old-timers are over here like Drake pointing to the side. 🥴📉💔 Blazing hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be using *iPads* because the laptops will be out here like, “Sorry, can’t compute, I’m a few generations behind.” 🤖💩🚀 Share this chaos!!