🌊💸🚀 **BREAKING: CEO Throws Cold Water on Hot Billion-Dollar Dreams!** 🌊💸🚀 Grab your beach towels and hold onto your lattes, fam! Varun Mohan, CEO of Windsurf (yep, that’s a real company, no cap), just extinguished more dreams than a wet blanket at a summer BBQ. 🔥🍔 In a world where EVERYONE is trying to pitch their billion-dollar solo startup ideas like they’re the next Elon, he dropped some wisdom at VB Transform: "More people allow you to grow faster!" 👀💬 Leaked convo alert! Apparently, Varun said, "You think texting your startup idea in a group chat makes you a tech guru? Nah fam, try actually creating a team. #SquadGoals 🤡💥" Meanwhile, Windsurf is rolling deep with squads of 3-4 engineers, focusing on product hypotheses like they’re remixing TikTok dance trends. 💃🕺 This is fine...except when you're doing it solo and getting roasted as you watch your hopes crash like a failed Tinder date. 😭💔 And just like that, the "one-person startup" trend is officially in the cringe zone! 🚨🤦‍♂️ 🧐💭 **Hot Take:** In 2025, we’ll see a tech company launch a “Co-Founder Matchmaking” app. 💌 Imagine swiping right on software engineers at a bar like it’s a dating app! 🤯💔 #Stonks or #NoStonks? Let me know!