🚨BREAKING🦾: Figure AI's former head of "Oopsie-Daisy Safety" just dropped the mother of all lawsuits! 💥🤖💼 So here’s the 411: Our dude was like, "Hey fam, these humanoid robots might actually KILL US! 🔪🤯," and what does Figure AI do? They yeet him out faster than a TikTok trend 🏃‍♂️💨. Real talk, you can't just *fire* a safety chief who tells you not to build a bot that turns your grandma into a toaster! 😂🔥 This isn't just a lawsuit; it's a *whole* vibe 🥴. Imagine the stock price right now: stonks 💹➡️📉. CEO probably sitting in a boardroom, sipping coffee like, “This is fine,” while watching his robots start a dance battle 🔥🤡🤖. And let’s be real, the situation is CRINGE. A humanoid robot and product safety? That’s like putting salt on a wound. 🤦‍♂️💀 Insiders say he told the execs, “You can’t just slap a sticker on it and call it safe, fam!” 😂 Now they’re gonna have to explain to the judge why their robot might be plotting world domination instead of delivering your PIZZA! 🍕🤖 Hot Take: This lawsuit is just the beginning of a *BOTS vs. HUMANS* saga that’ll end with robots taking over the world and us posting memes about it in the virtual zoo! 🦾🌍👾 Like fr fr, I’m buying popcorn for this drama! 🍿🚀 #TechChaos #RobotUprising #MetaMeltdown