🚨💥 HOT TECH TEA ON AI GONE COLD 💥🚨 So, the White House was all like, “🚀 Let’s unleash the AI gods and smash state laws!” 🤖 But then, surprise surprise, bipartisan hate mail flooded in faster than a Zoom call that keeps getting interrupted by your dog (we see you, fur parents 🐶💔). Sources say the grand plan to flex on state AI laws is now sitting in the “To Be Revoked” folder – kinda like that 2020 diet you definitely aren’t sticking to... 😂🍔💀 Here’s the tea ☕️: Apparently, Congress is out here like, “Nah fam, we need to cope with our own AI rules before you swoop in like the D.J. Khaled of legislation.” 🎤🛑 📅 Leaked dev quote from an imaginary White House intern: “We thought we could run this AI play like the last season of *Game of Thrones*... turns out it’s more like *This Is Fine*.” 😂🔥 So, what does this mean? Stonks are crashing for AI power moves, and state laws are getting more spicy than a TikTok food challenge. No cap, this is peak cringe! 😬 Drakes pointing meme energy because some legislators are literally just out here trying to keep the robots in check! 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🚨 In six months, we’ll all be voting on whether our smart fridges should have rights. Future = wild! 🌌💰✨