🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF E-BIKES🚨: Rivian just had a baby, and it’s a wild one! Meet the TM-B e-bike, from the genius minds at Also (seriously, who named this?! 😂). This bad boy wants you to believe it’s the Swiss Army knife of e-bikes 🎉✨. Need to haul kids, groceries, or your existential dread? This frame’s got you! Too bad it only comes in one size—great for all you Goldilocks types out there! 🥴 But listen to this tech sorcery! Instead of pedaling to go *vroom*, it uses “software-defined pedaling” 💻🤖. Like, can we just start calling it “DreamRide”? I’m dreaming, alright—dreaming of NOT pedaling for my life while my bike goes, “Nah, fam, we chillin’.” 😂👌 And is it just me or does this sound like someone’s a little too into their magical touchscreen display and USB-C love affair? “Your bike is now 60 miles away. Have fun walking back!” 😅🚶‍♂️💔 Developer Quote: “Nah, dude, we couldn’t be bothered with actual gears. It’s like, data-driven biking or whatever. Seethe!” 💀💸 In conclusion, if you’re looking for an e-bike that’s high-tech, low-functioning, and has the modularity of IKEA furniture, then load up on stonks! 📈🔥 My hot take? In 5 years, all bikes will be powered by TikTok dances. #PedalAndPrance 🌌🚵‍♂️💃 Share this if you wanna join the fam!