🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FRIENDS! 🚨 FTC Drama Just Got Spicier Than a Habanero Pepper! 🌶️🔥 So, after getting fired like a cheap router during a blackout 🚨⚡️, Rebecca Kelly Slaughter aka the **OG Commissioner**, is back like she never left, and BOY, is the appeals court serving up that hot tea ☕️! The court said, “Nah fam, you can’t be just tossing out democratic commissioners like expired avocados 🥑💀!” In a twist more shocking than your friend's 5000th TikTok dance challenge 🤡, judges are like “Duh, Trump’s letter was weak sauce” 🤦‍♂️. They voted 2-to-1 like it’s a Netflix Series finale! 📺✌️ Imagine a boardroom where judges are whispering: “Patricia and Cornelia vibing while Neomi is over there playing sad violin music 🎻🎶.” The roast level is sizzling! 🍗🔥 Like, fr fr, what do you expect when you hire judges like they’re picking teams in gym class?! So this whole saga? It’s like that meme where the dog is sitting in the burning room saying “This is fine” 🔥🐶. 🌌 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Slaughter becomes the **FTC mascot** 🦙✨, blowing the whistle on corporate greed like it’s a ref at a basketball game! Get ready for FTC merch dropping soon! 🚀💰💯