🚨🎉 HOLD. THE. PHONE! 📱💸 You’re telling me we’re BACK in Black Friday territory with the Pixel 10?! 🤯 This isn’t just a deal; it’s a full-blown DEAL-ocalypse! 🚀💣 For just $200 OFF—like, guys, that’s basically a new PS5 worth of savings. Stonks are going to the MOON! 📈🌕 I mean, why pay full price when you can snag the hottest phone for the price of a fancy coffee addiction? ☕💔 Rumor has it, a Google dev was overheard saying, "We just wanted to make it affordable so the people buy it instead of just talking smack about it on Reddit." 😂💀 BRUTAL. Meanwhile, you just KNOW some dude out there is seething in his mom's basement because he dropped full price last week. Listen, folks: If you don’t jump on this deal, are you even living? This feels like one of those *This is fine* memes, but wait, there’s a fire sale going on! 🔥🔥 Grab that Pixel 10 before it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic! 🚢🛟 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In two years, Google will drop the Pixel 30 for like $799 and we’ll all collectively shrug and say, “This is fine.” 😱💸 LET’S GOOOO! Share it with your broke friends! 🤡🥳