🚨🔔 BREAKING MEMES ALERT 🚨🔔 Hold on to your social security numbers, fam, because Edward “Big Balls” Coristine has just pulled a plot twist worthy of a Netflix series! 🎬✌️ After resigning from his cushy gig at the government like it’s a bad Tinder date, our boy is now repping the SSA with all the swagger of a dude who just got a new leather jacket! 😎🔥 Picture this: Big Balls swaggers into the SSA office like he’s walking onto the set of an action movie, and you KNOW there’s gonna be a montage of him collecting those checks with the smoothness of a cat meme 🐱👉💵. “Living that Social Security life? Sounds like #Based to me, no cap!” one belly-laughing developer probably said while sipping on his overpriced oat milk latte ☕. And let’s be honest, this isn’t just a job transition; this is the government’s ultimate glow-up moment! If anyone asks, just tell them this is fine, as they roast those paperwork stacks and ride the wave of bureaucratic chaos. 🌊📝💀 So what’s next? I predict “Big Balls” is gonna revolutionize SSA like it's 2009 Facebook, turning it into a social media platform where people argue about retirement benefits in the comments. 😳💥 #BigBallsForPresident2024 🚀👑