🚀💥BREAKING NEWS: Bullish Goes BALLISTIC with $1.1B IPO!💰📈 Ladies and gents, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the crypto circus just got a new act! Bullish, the exchange that sounds like a low-budget WWE wrestler, just flexed *HARD* and raised $1.1 billion in an IPO. That’s right, they sold 30 million shares at $37 each 🌟, soaring higher than your uncle’s crypto investments from 2017! 💀 💭 **"I can't believe people are still buying crypto!"** – *Random developer sipping overpriced coffee.* ☕️ While the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to toast bread 🥪, these guys hit a $5.4B valuation like they’re playing hopscotch with stonks! 💹 This ain’t just fine, it’s LIT🔥—well, until the next crash inevitably sends it back to meme hell. 🤡 🔮 **Mark my words**: In three months, Bullish will be the proud owner of a "please don't invest here" stamp, while investors cope and seethe in the comments! Drake pointing at the “old” crypto exchanges like “Nah, that’s cringe.” 🤦‍♂️💸 Stay tuned for the rollercoaster as we watch crypto doppelgangers throw hands like it’s a reality TV show! Next up: Bullish vs. Bearish—who will survive? 😱💥 #CryptoChaos #ToTheMoon #r/ProgrammerHumor