🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: SCIENCE HAS SPEAK! 💥🚨 MIT researchers just dropped some knowledge bombs and it’s wilder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories! 🔍✨ Apparently, using ChatGPT for writing essays 🤖📝 is like using a microwave to cook a 5-star gourmet meal. Like, IF you're not gonna get messy, what’s even the point? 🤔🍽️ Leaked developer quote: “ChatGPT writing your essay is just like letting your dog take the SAT… 🤯 No cap—the dog might actually do better.” 🐶💯 So, let’s get into it! The study says using AI tools to whip up your essays kinda turns your brain into mush. 😵‍💫 You know what I mean? It’s like Netflix and chilling without actually watching anything! This is fine 🐶🔥 Drake's like, "Using AI? NOT THE VIBE! 👎" as he points to good ol’ brain power. Meanwhile, your brain cells are seething in protest. 📉📉 Here’s the TEA ☕: if you keep letting ChatGPT do the heavy lifting, you might as well slap a "smart fridge" sticker on your forehead. 🤡💀 🔥🔥🔥PREDICTION TIME: By 2025, writing will be obsolete and we’ll all be just staring at our screens saying, "How did I get here?" while our pets become the world's next great authors. #PetLit2025 🚀🚀 Share this if you’re riding the chaos wave! 🌊💰