🚨💣 TECH GOSSIP ALERT! 💣🚨 So apparently, Donald Trump just pulled a *whole* heist move on the .gov domain like he’s plundering a local taco truck 🌮💰. Welcome, fellow memers, to the absolute chaos of our digital era! This is not a drill! Now, I know what you’re thinking: “What could possibly tie the NYC mayoral election and a federal government shutdown together?” 🤔 Spoiler alert: Literally nothing! BUT it seems like *someone* is out here playing 4D chess while we’re all stuck on tic-tac-toe. 🤡💩 “Yo, I thought .gov was for serious business,” said the random dude at Starbucks sipping on a pumpkin spice latte. “Now it’s a Trump property? This is worse than my Tinder dates!” 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, MAGA influencers are throwing Twitter fits like it’s a 2016 rap battle 💥🎤. Imagine if they made a .gov URL that redirects to their TikTok dance challenge. The stonks would skyrocket, fr fr! 📈🔥 So here’s my unhinged prediction: the next viral TikTok dance will be *literally* the national anthem, and Trump will drop it on the official .gov site, causing a full-on meme apocalypse. WATCH. 👀💀 #FlexYourConstitution #GovGoneWild