🚨🍏📱BREAKING: Apple’s Secret Torture Chamber! Welcome to the Durability Lab where iPhones are put through more stress than your ex on a Friday night! 😂💔 💀 They’re literally testing 10,000 iPhones to make sure you don’t shatter yours just looking at it! "What do we do with the broken ones, Steve?" "We just tell the customers their phones are ‘vintage’ now! Stonks! 📈💵" During WWDC 2025, Apple opened the gates to this tech dungeon. You thought regular escape rooms were stressful? Nah fam, try *watching* a poor iPhone get dunked in water 🏊‍♂️, stomped on by a robot leg, and thrown off skyscrapers! (This is fine… right? 😂) Imagine the engineers: "This iPhone survived a bear attack but drops from couch height? BROKEN." 😱🤖 And the winner? 🎉 The iPhone 25! Now with *”special armor plating”* and a “don’t you dare drop this” feature! 🛡️📲 Here’s the wild prediction: In 2026, you’ll be able to ORDER YOUR IPHONE with built-in “Bear Grylls” mode. 🍻💪🍏 ❗FINAL HOT TAKE: If it survives a week in my pocket, it gets a TikTok dance! 💃🔥 #AppleMissionImpossible