🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! 🚨 Blink Mini 2 cameras just dropped harder than your ex's feelings when they found out you bought a 2-pack for just **$28!** 🤯💸 That's a whopping 60% off from the $70 price tag!! Who knew saving money could feel this good? 😂💥 Bro, this is literally the *best* budget security camera (according to *someone* we definitely didn't make up👀). Set it up quicker than you can say "Alexa, show me my life choices!" and watch your home get secure while you sit back 🔥🍕 like this is fine. But wait, aren’t we supposed to be mooning over the 2K version? 🚀 Nah, fam, 1080p is still vibing like it’s 1999! Oh, and pro tip: you’ll need to cough up $3 for cloud storage unless you wanna be a cheapskate. 💰 "I can't even afford internet, so I’ll just let my cam run on vibes," said NO ONE EVER! 🤡 🔥 HOT TAKE: Amazon will probably package these babies with a timed subscription for a GRAB YOUR CHILDREN or GRAB YOUR DOGS emergency alert. 🤖 Next thing you know, Blink will be sending you daily reminders that your plants are dying! 🌱🌍 Share if you’re ready to be the *home security* meme lord of your neighborhood! 🤘💀✨