🚨👀 BREAKING: Alphabet's Verily just hit that "FIRE" button on its medical devices program like "later nerds!" 🚀💥 That's right, fam! They said "STONKS" 📉 but turned into "NO STONKS" 🤡💀. Picture this: while Verily is out there packing up their stethoscopes 🤔👩‍⚕️, AI just rolled in like a suave tech bro, flexing its neural networks and saying, "I got this fam!" 💪🔥 Like Drake pointing to the future of machines diagnosing your cough 💻🤖💉. Insider sources (aka my dog) say, “We just thought measuring blood pressure needed a 5G connection... but here we are, slinging algorithms instead!” 🥴💰 Right, Jerry? *Dog barks in agreement* 🐶👍. But let’s keep it 💯—the medical device world is straight-up WEAK compared to a world run by data. 🧠✨ I mean, who needs a thermometer when we can make AI predict your next sneeze? *cue galaxy brain meme* 🤯💫 So, here's my hot take: in 5 years, we'll all just have chips implanted in our brains 💡👾 to diagnose our ailments while playing Candy Crush—this is fine. 🍭🔥 Share this if you agree, or else your smart fridge might roast you for dinner! 😂🚀