🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: The TRUMP CARD of Political Shenanigans REVEALED!🔥🚨 So, apparently, the magic phrase that keeps Donald Trump’s administration floating like a badly made balloon at a kid's birthday party is PREZ'S PRIORITIES! 🎈🕴️ This situation is giving me serious “this is fine” vibes while the house literally burns down around us. 🏠🔥 Let’s just be real for a sec: if you think this administration gives a single frick about alignment with the law, I’ve got a bridge to sell you—made of pure stonks. 🤑🪙💸 *Leaked developer quote*: "We code laws like we code apps... if it breaks, we just patch it with memes." 🤖💻🤡 In a world where the rule of law feels more like a suggestion, we’re living in a galaxy brain episode of “The Office” where Michael Scott runs the country. 📈🚀 So what’s next, fam? 🤔 Here’s the unhinged prediction: TRUMP 2024 will feature holographic debates and for real, he’ll just yell “You’re fired!” at everyone like it’s a low-budget reality show. 💅💀💥 Buckle up, this 🚀 is about to get CRINGE AF and we’re all just passengers on this chaotic rollercoaster! 🎢💥🔥 #MAGA #MoreMemes #WhatEvenIsThis