🚨💣💥BREAKING: The Nuke Guys Got HACKED!💣🚨 So, like, the US National Nuclear Security Administration just got their SharePoint literally SHREDDED by some cyber gremlins. 😱🖥️💔 Yeah, you heard that right! These are the same folks who keep our nukes shiny and ready for ACTION and they couldn’t even secure a glorified digital bulletin board. Talk about a glow-up gone wrong! 🤡🔥💀 According to my *totally legit* source—let's call him "Skeptical Steve"—"SharePoint? We thought that was just for sharing cat memes." 🐱✨ Meanwhile, the hackers are sipping their lattes all like, “This is fine.” 😂☕ But hold up! Before you start seething like a **red-hot reactor**, it seems NO sensitive info has been compromised. Phew! It’s like ordering the spicy wings at Buffalo Wild Wings, but y’know, they forgot to spice it up. 🙄🍗 So, what’s the takeaway here? Stonks are still up, because honestly, who needs cybersecurity when you have government-funded SharePoint memes?! 😎💰 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next, we’ll find out that they used their *nuclear launch codes* as their password. #password1234 🔒💀 Share this chaos or the hackers will come for your snacks next! 🍕🍭✨