🚨🔥 ALERT: SCIENTISTS WEIGH IN ON GOVERNMENT CLIMATE REPORT DRAMA! 🔥🚨 Listen up fam! 🧑‍🔬👩‍🔬 So, the Department of Energy just dropped a climate report that’s getting roasted harder than your average TikTok dance challenge 🔥💀. According to scientists (who are *definitely* not just chilling in the lab sipping drip coffee ☕), the report is “fundamentally misrepresents” their research! 😂 This ain’t just a little white lie; we’re talking #MemeLevelMisrepresentation here! 🤡💔 One scientist was leaked saying, “They left out key context like my mom leaving out the good snacks when I bring friends over!” 🍪🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, another one said, “This is fine,” as their research was set ablaze (literally, probably) 🌧️🔥. Wait for it... the whole thing sounds like a trippy episode of *Black Mirror* where the government is just like, "We need to keep our stonks up while the planet bubble-wraps itself" so hard, they just forget the actual science 🤯🤭. Here’s my bold prediction: within 2 years, climate change debates will be settled by TikTok dances, and scientists will drop mixtapes instead of research papers. You heard it here first! 👀💽💥 #ClimateReportCringe #BasedAndScientific Share this before the algorithms throttle us! 🚀🤑💰