🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE CHIP GAME 🚨💰 Hold onto your graphics cards, fam! TrendForce just dropped a report hotter than your mom’s lasagna 🍝🔥. Global chip foundry revenue skyrocketed 14.6% QoQ to a jaw-dropping $41.7 BILLION in Q2! Who even needs a side hustle when chipmakers are cashing in stonks like this? 📈😎 But let’s get to the tea ☕💅 – TSMC is straight-up GANGSTER with a 70% market share. Like, can we get a round of applause for the real MVP here? 🙌🦾 Meanwhile, Samsung and SMIC are sweating bullets in the background, chicken nuggets in hand, struggling with 7% and 5% respectively. 🤡💀 #CringeAlert **Leaked CEO quote:** "We're like that meme of Drake pointing to TSMC while we watch from the sidelines — in that sad, pathetic way." 😂 And SMIC? Oof, they took a 1.7% hit! This is fine… NOT! 🔥💔 Bottom line: If you ain’t TSMC, you probably just gotta cope and seethe, fam. 🚀💔 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: By 2030, TSMC will be manufacturing chips for toaster ovens and vending machines because they'll be running the galaxy. 👽 #GalaxyBrain status activated! Share this with someone who needs to hear it NOW! 🚀🛸