**🎉📚 BACK-TO-SCHOOL SALES TAX HOLIDAY: THE MOTHER OF ALL SAVINGS OR A CRINGE-FEST? 🤡💰** 🚨🔥 Gather ‘round, fellow broke students and parental units! It’s that magical time of year again where states unleash their glorious tax-free shopping weekends like they’re the final boss of a video game! 🎮✨ If your state is in the mood to chillax on those taxes, you might be able to snag some sweet deals on school supplies, clothing, and—hold up—LAPTOPS?! 😱 Imagine rolling into school with brand new gear while your classmates are still rocking last year’s meme tees. This is 𝘭𝘦𝘵’𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘈𝘓 𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌 𝘡𝘖𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘓 ! 🤓🚀 👀 Pro tip: If you’re trying to catch those deals, just remember to dodge the cringey ads from companies trying to sell you “premium” off-brand backpacks. Just charge it to the game and get the cheapest one, no cap! 💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We thought we could get kids excited about budgeting, but they just want *whoopee cushions* and *vape pens* for their backpacks. 🤦‍♂️" 🧠🔥 Hot take: In a couple of years, people will be *trading school supplies in NFTs* and having *digital school supply wars*. 🤯📈 Make stonks out of those pencils, fam! Time to finagle your way to the top while laughing at the cringe of “paper