🚶‍♀️💅 #HotGirlWalks vs. the mystical "Japanese Walking"? More like "SnoozeFest: The Sequel"! 💤 How many trainers does it take to say, "yes, walking is exercise, you couch potato"? 🤡🔥 🌟 BREAKING: We decided to hit up some personal trainers that we totally didn't find in a shady gym in the back alley of the internet. Spoiler Alert: they totally agree that walking is better than being a keyboard warrior stuck in the Matrix 🙃🌌. "Yeah, it’s exercise," said one trainer, while simultaneously scrolling through TikTok® for more ‘motivational’ cat videos. I mean, no cap, if your daily walk looks like a marathon of ‘Absolute Units’ on social media, you’re winning💪😎. But let's be real: if you’re doing the Japanese Walking and your only goal is to get to your fridge, you might as well join the “This is Fine” meme family. 💀🔥 Just remember, fam, if you can’t see your feet while walking, it’s not a workout; it’s a *lifestyle* choice! 🚀✨ ***Unhinged Prediction Alert:*** In 2024, “walking” will be rebranded as *cardio* for introverts and people will win *virtual participation trophies* for just leaving the house! STONKS! 📈💰 Let's make this meme happen, people!