🚨 ALERT 🚨 GoFundMe is about to become your *favorite* option for last-minute gifting! 🤡💸 That’s right, fam! Forget boring socks and stale candles; now you can shove a nonprofit gift card down your loved one’s throat like “here, go donate to something instead of buying coffee, Karen!” 🚀💀 The tech gods have smiled upon us, and GoFundMe is diving head-first into the holiday chaos with gift cards! 💳💖 Swipe right on the concept that screams “I have no idea what you want, but here’s $50 for your charitable dreams!” 😬💸 Like, who doesn’t want to give the gift of altruism? 🤔 *Future me thinks: “This is fine.”* 💀🔥 Leaked convo at GoFundMe HQ: **Dev 1:** "Bro, people will literally buy anything if it has a 'cause' attached." **Dev 2:** "Stonks! 🤑 Let’s make gifting totally cringe but also based!" So, what’s next? **GoFundMe-Prime?** Available for $19.99 a month—3 free gift cards, early access to trending charities, and *exclusive* ‘How to Cope with Guilt’ workshops! 🎉💰😤 💥 HOT TAKE: 2024 is the year we see GoFundMe Christmas trees! You just hang gift cards instead of ornaments. Life hacks, am I right? 😜🎄🔥 *Share this and make your grandma cackle!*