🚨💀🤡BREAKING NEWS ALERT! WE GOT A THICK SLICE OF HISTORY PIE HERE! 🍰 So, like, remember that time in 1915 when Sir Ernest Shackleton and his homies were vibing on the Endurance, and then BOOM! They got trapped in some absolute ice-block hellscape? ❄️🤷‍♂️ The saga of their survival is legend, but hold up! It isn’t all rosy cheeks and “brave explorers.” Nah, fam! Here come the plot twists! 🚀🔥 🚨 LEAKED CONVO BETWEEN DEV TEAMS OF THE PAST & PRESENT: **Sir E:** “Why did our ship go down, lads?” **Random Crew Member:** “Uhhh, maybe ‘cause it was built by STEM majors who skipped class?” 😂😤 **Sir E:** “No cap, we should’ve gone for something that didn't scream ‘I’m a floating popsicle!’” 🍦🛳️ So, you thought the Endurance was the GOAT of polar ships? Bruh, it was more "Oh no, we sunk!" than "YOLO 🎉!" Turns out, while the ice was tearing away at the rudder, it was also doing some serious Heartbreak Hotel damage to the ship's self-esteem! 💔😂 But here’s my STRAIGHT-UP UNHINGED PREDICTION: If the tech industry keeps serving us Keanu Reeves levels of cringe products, we’re all gonna be stranded on a ship with the engineering standards of a cardboard box. 🚢💨 STONKS DOWN, baby! 📉💀