🚨 BREAKING NEWS FOR ALL TIME TRAVELERS 🚨: The clocks have officially betrayed us again! ⏰💔✨ That’s right, it’s the end of Daylight Saving Time, and honestly? My circadian rhythm is like “wtf, who even asked for this?” 🤷‍♂️💤 At 2 a.m. — the time you usually spend scrolling TikTok and crying about your life choices — you had to rewind your clocks an hour! So, grab your pumpkin spice latte because you’ll now be sitting in the dark questioning your life decisions even earlier than before! 🎃☕️ Politicians are out here like “let’s abolish time changes,” while I’m over here like “let’s abolish sleep!” 🚫💤 In a meeting I definitely made up, a dev was heard saying, “Why are we using solar time from the 1800s? 🤯 Just use Elon’s Mars time, they don’t even need clocks there!” 👽🚀 Here’s the tea: it’s only getting darker and a lot more cringe for your mood! 😩☔️ So, what's the verdict? Time is a construct, and honestly, clocks can go back to 0 for all I care! Loop me into a time warp instead! 🔄🔮 📈 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll be in a full-on simulation where time is just an illusion! So buckle up, this ride is about to get spicy! 🌶️🔥 #TimeIsALie #TimeToSeethe