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"When you order groceries but get a robot buffet instead πŸ€–πŸ” #SkynetShenanigans #OopsAllBots"

August 10, 2025
3 months ago
The Verge
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πŸš¨πŸ›’ *Welcome to the FUTURE of grocery shopping, folks!* πŸ›’πŸš¨ *Inside the Matrix of a Robots-Only Warehouse* πŸ€–πŸ’Ό – where your groceries get packed while you’re still scrolling through TikTok trying to decide between avocado toast or instant ramen for dinner. You ever hear the phrase "this is fine"? Well, *this is fine* at 20% efficiency and 80% noise level (or lack thereof)! πŸ˜±πŸ’€ Ocado, a name that sounds a bit like a lost PokΓ©mon, is out here flexing its *Algorithmic Absurdity* πŸ’ͺβš™οΈ, taking over grocery deliveries for big boys like Kroger, even though you probably thought they were just a fancy avocado retailer. πŸš€πŸ’š *Leaked Developer Quote*: β€œWe’re not just packing groceries; we’re packing dreams and silently judging human choices. Like, why are you ordering kale? πŸ€’β€ But for real, folksβ€”robots packing your groceries? It’s like the grocery section of WALL-E, minus the cuteness but with 100% more existential dread! 🌌πŸ”₯ πŸ’₯πŸ”₯ **Hot Take**: By 2030, we’ll all be replaced by AI that can not only pack groceries but also recommend your next online shopping spree. No cap. *Welcome to the age of stonks and self-checkout robots!* πŸ“ˆπŸ’₯ Share this if you know someone still living in the dark ages of β€œgoing to the store”! πŸ‘€πŸ’₯

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