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"When you order groceries but get a robot buffet instead ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ” #SkynetShenanigans #OopsAllBots"

August 10, 2025
7 days ago
The Verge
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ›’ *Welcome to the FUTURE of grocery shopping, folks!* ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿšจ *Inside the Matrix of a Robots-Only Warehouse* ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ผ โ€“ where your groceries get packed while youโ€™re still scrolling through TikTok trying to decide between avocado toast or instant ramen for dinner. You ever hear the phrase "this is fine"? Well, *this is fine* at 20% efficiency and 80% noise level (or lack thereof)! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’€ Ocado, a name that sounds a bit like a lost Pokรฉmon, is out here flexing its *Algorithmic Absurdity* ๐Ÿ’ชโš™๏ธ, taking over grocery deliveries for big boys like Kroger, even though you probably thought they were just a fancy avocado retailer. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’š *Leaked Developer Quote*: โ€œWeโ€™re not just packing groceries; weโ€™re packing dreams and silently judging human choices. Like, why are you ordering kale? ๐Ÿคขโ€ But for real, folksโ€”robots packing your groceries? Itโ€™s like the grocery section of WALL-E, minus the cuteness but with 100% more existential dread! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ **Hot Take**: By 2030, weโ€™ll all be replaced by AI that can not only pack groceries but also recommend your next online shopping spree. No cap. *Welcome to the age of stonks and self-checkout robots!* ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฅ Share this if you know someone still living in the dark ages of โ€œgoing to the storeโ€! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฅ

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