🚨💰💻 BREAKING: Dell is out here racking in $10 BILLION like it's a TikTok challenge! 🎉 What's this? An AI-obsession? 😱 #DellsStonksToTheMoon According to CFO Yvonne McGill—who’s basically the AI wizard of Oz 🧙‍♀️—they’ve sprinkled AI magic all over their products like it's the secret ingredient in Grandma's pasta sauce. 🍝💥 Not an "add-on," fam—WE'RE TALKIN' CORE STRATEGY! They’ve traded in their old laptops for artificial intelligence-powered supercomputers like it’s Black Friday! 🛒💨 💬 “Our AI is so smart it can probably write its own memos now. Hope it doesn’t ask for a raise!” - *some imaginary dev at Dell pondering their future* 🤖 While the rest of us are still tweaking Windows settings like it’s 1999, Dell’s out there making partnerships and flexing on the competition like: "Look ma, no hands!” 🤡💪 But here’s the tea: 🤯 I predict in 2030, your refrigerator will be selling YOU AI-generated ads while chilling your lettuce 🥬. Get ready for that existential dread, folks! This is fine. 🔥💀 #DellDroppinBangers #AIForDays #CringeOrWin 🤔✨